earlgreytea68:

huntandshout:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle

Unless you’re writing crack. If you’re writing crack, make it one of your goals to include all of these in your fic.

Important writing advice. 


emmbutt:

popoppy:

“Wrong Century” by Tomas Kucerovsky
the look of wistfulness on her face just punches me straight in the heart

this is literally my favorite piece that ever comes up on tumblr and if you want me to change my mind well then goOD LUCK WITH THAT

emmbutt:

popoppy:

“Wrong Century” by Tomas Kucerovsky

the look of wistfulness on her face just punches me straight in the heart

this is literally my favorite piece that ever comes up on tumblr and if you want me to change my mind well then goOD LUCK WITH THAT

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21,388 plays!

rebornica:

hyroolianwarrior:

Taking a piss is kinda hard when a bunch of animatronics are trying to kill you

(Mike and art by rebornica)

(Chica voiced by Nifaux)

OH MY F UKGN GOD


sweatyeah:

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

OH MY GOD

sweatyeah:

thescienceofjohnlock:

this kinda sums up tumblr for me

OH MY GOD

(Source: ForGIFs.com)


pastel-gizibe:

These tweets will be the death of me

(Source: yung-lipton)


literalspoon:

kingkitsu:

gravitationaltimothy:

Oh thank goodness, someone made a yaoi hands photoset so I don’t have to

IM CRyinv

I can feel your hand


tramampoline:

Favourite jokes

  • Referring to any four-legged animal as a weird dog
  • Massively underestimating the number of nearly uncountable objects
  • Massively overestimating the number of clearly countable objects
  • Bad puns in TV episode titles

ysmni:

I’m not even going to make a tf2 joke

ysmni:

I’m not even going to make a tf2 joke


kung-foofighter:

eytancragg:

anthramen:

I have felt first-hand the very wrath of the Turkish ice-cream man.

The trolliest ice cream man to ever live.

And look at that fucking majestic mustache.

O.O

(Source: sizvideos)